Nerdvana
andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

nappynomad:

pugletto:

I tried.

Yes

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

tastefullyoffensive:

[astricks]
funnyandhilarious:

Do It Quickly »

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

the-wolfbats:

panda—kungfu:

I don’t know if I want to bring another kid into this world. 
But how do you argue with the logic of loving one that’s already here?

Dreamworks Animation + Adoption
  ↳Bonus:



# then you have Shifu who’s like a walking foster home