May 2012
plottwist:
what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things
korrashorts:
howrra:
can’t stop, won’t stop
Accurate.
zetaheart66:
Gryffindors:“We give all the fucks!”
Slytherins:”We give none of the fucks!”
Ravenclaws:“Guess how many fucks we give!”
Hufflepuffs: “Guys, look at all the fucks we found!”
255. Toph still has Sokka's boomerang and the...
Ok that’s just cruel
barackfuckingobama:
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
MEANWHILE IN THE SPIRIT WORLD...
Aang: Oh boy, this cannot be good. C'mon Korra baby, c'mon Tenzin, you'll find your way out of this.
Toph: WOOP WOOP THAT'S MY GIRL. YOU SEE THAT? AWWHHH YEA. THAT'S RIGHT SENSE THAT TUNNEL. SENSE THAT TUNNEL. OH YOU SEE THAT? OUTSIDE THE LAW BITCHES. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER RIGHT THERE TWINKLETOES. REPRESENT.
lexiesloan:
tv shows are fictional but the pain is real
heysammy:
trentofsky:
trentofsky:
trentofsky:
trentofsky:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
You’re going to die alone
In the woods with Shia LaBeouf
But he won’t get enough
groovychainsaws:
inspiredbreathing:
groovychainsaws:
corncobs:
groovychainsaws:
“So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a…
ROCKY RELATIONSHIP?”
“Well it definitely wasn’t a….
BREEZE”
“Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got…
NERVES OF STEEL.”
“Well, I’d say you two have practically hit..
ROCK BOTTOM.”
“My daughter...
